A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big,
I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his
wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks. ...............
She answers: "Do you really
think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weenie
2006-09-15 08:04:05 · 6 answers · asked by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the laugh on a long Friday.
2006-09-15 08:06:57 · answer #1 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah
2006-09-15 08:38:04 · answer #2 · answered by Jessica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he, You naughty girl curious girl
2006-09-15 08:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha good one
2006-09-15 08:07:18 · answer #4 · answered by ♥l.0.v.E♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA..... good one!!
2006-09-15 08:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol :)
2006-09-15 08:11:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋