I want to put her in a trance, eyes rolled back, talking in tongues, with the only intelligible thing out of her mouth being "God." Who can I pray to to make this happen?
2006-09-15 07:58:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You can pray to whoever you want but insincere and selfishly motivated prayers are not acceptable by the one true God.
2006-09-15 08:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by Robert L 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Forget the prayer stuff. I'll send her a picture of me, then she will have a fantastic fantasy of me being with instead of you. She will screaming "Oh God" so many times your ears will be ringing. Of course you have to send a picture of yourself to my girl friend too. Tit for tat as it where.
2006-09-16 13:53:37 · answer #2 · answered by somebody else 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dog the Bounty Hunter.
2006-09-15 15:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Since god and jesus were suppose to be virgins
then I'd have to say Tommy Lee.
2006-09-15 15:01:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Priapus.
2006-09-15 15:02:15 · answer #5 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
freyr and freyja are the god and goddess of fertility,and virility
2006-09-15 15:10:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have watched the exorcist too many times...
2006-09-15 15:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your therapist. You obviously need serious psychological help.
2006-09-15 15:01:28 · answer #8 · answered by Jensenfan 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that will only work if she wants that to happen also. why do you want this????
2006-09-15 15:04:20 · answer #9 · answered by fizgigpuppy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2006-09-15 15:00:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋