A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vice.She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband terrified, screamed "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
2006-09-15 07:56:18 · 17 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awww thats just mean!
2006-09-15 07:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would the joke still be funny if it was the guy putting the woman's boobs in the vice?
2006-09-15 07:59:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a scary joke but i loved it
2006-09-15 08:16:30 · answer #3 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wah! Thats a mean lady... but you know what they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned :)
2006-09-15 08:05:30 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an oopsie poopsie on the tell tho He says "this is the pig I ought to fl!ck once you have a headache" "Thats a sheep decrease than your arm!" she retorts "I wasnt speaking to you."
2016-12-18 10:52:11 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my ballzz just went into my throat..now my adams apple is huge
2006-09-15 08:20:35 · answer #6 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhhhh bad lol nice ♥
2006-09-17 17:46:57 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao! hehe, evil, but bloody funny!
2006-09-15 09:05:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ooouu!! What a choice!! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-16 03:16:36 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny... I could try that if he acts up.
2006-09-15 07:59:18 · answer #10 · answered by BrooklynQT 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋