He is now growling and shooting boiling hot blood out of his eyes, and just humped the cat. Should I keep saying "the power of Christ compells you!" louder? I also wasn't able to get holy water so I used wine vinegar, is this ok?
2006-09-15 07:50:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You need to hump him to establish dominance. Then the exorcism will work.
2006-09-15 07:55:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok. first thing is DON'T PANIC. You probably used red wine vinegar which is evil. White wine vinegar would have been ok. Don'tcha know you ALWAYS serve white with fish. Sheesh. OK here's what you do. Get some garlic, tapoica pudding, the blood of a virgin (your own is fine) and some Massengil for the fishy smell. Have it brought to the goldfish by a naked nun and pour it into the bowl. Marinate overnight and you should be fine.
2006-09-15 07:59:08 · answer #2 · answered by Scott L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're joking right? Exorcisms on animals are not biblical. Only a trained man (or woman) of God should try to cast a spirit out of someone. Remember what happened in the Bible when a spirit was cast out of a man into a pig?
2006-09-15 07:58:56 · answer #3 · answered by macosby2003 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't worry. Goldfish only have a memory 5 seconds long.
2006-09-15 07:52:35 · answer #4 · answered by TubeDude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just flush him and get another fish. If you exocise the fish, the evil may move to the cat, and cats are evil enough to begin with.
2006-09-15 07:55:22 · answer #5 · answered by wayfaroutthere 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if problem persists, then give him a baptism by fire, flour, & hot oil in a baptismal frying pan. deviled fish: it's what's 4 dinner.
2006-09-15 07:53:48 · answer #6 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the demon that is possessing your goldfish may not be a christian demon, try threatening it with bacon.
2006-09-15 07:56:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat him so you may become the devil
2006-09-15 07:52:13 · answer #8 · answered by All I have to do is dream... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, oh man you're killing me, now my coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing
2006-09-15 07:53:29 · answer #9 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no.. you need cider vinegar.. they hate that!
2006-09-15 07:52:26 · answer #10 · answered by psychstudent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋