Fat and skinny went to bed, fat threw a fart and skinny dropped dead, Fat call the doctor and the doctor said no more fatties farting in the bed. Corny but I like to see answers>
2006-09-15 07:48:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fat and skinny had a race
fat fell down and broke his face
Skinny called the doctor and the doctor said fat just died and lost the race.
2006-09-15 09:30:32 · update #1
I guess that kinda sucks.
2006-09-15 07:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by a_soft_world 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard this one except it was 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head, momma called the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed...and then all the way to zero monkeys.....Good job on making up a new one....LOL!
2006-09-15 15:00:54 · answer #2 · answered by Kellybug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is all wrong it was Pat and Ginny, Pat threw a dart and Ginny dropped dead. Pat called the Doctor and the doctor said no more Patty throwing darts at Ginny's head.
2006-09-15 14:53:30 · answer #3 · answered by laxthefacts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought Fat rolled over and Skinny was dead.
2006-09-15 14:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by just browsin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Moral of the Story is: If you're Fat, leave the onions off of your midnight snack!
2006-09-15 14:49:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
. . .because two Fats won't fit in the bed together. . .
2006-09-15 14:52:55 · answer #6 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
xarmywife was correct be away from Onion and yeah offcourse away from potatoe too
2006-09-15 14:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm kay... Well then... Fattie commited murder and should be imprisoned.
2006-09-15 14:53:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But they did fancy each other to start with.....
2006-09-15 14:50:41 · answer #9 · answered by frankmilano610 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not to bad not to good either
2006-09-15 14:56:03 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋