2006-09-15 07:40:28 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
All this "I'll pray for you" rubbish ... Ha! what sort of superstitious ritual is that ?
Anyway, i am with you all the way dude, stab a few pins in for me... just a shame "god" will never know... as it doesn't even exist !!!
This is the most clever and amusing thing since our last Holy Book Fire
:-)
2006-09-15 07:44:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Waldo, is that your Halloween mask? No, seriously, God loves you regardless if you play with dolls or not. Don't ask God to show you anything, nor cuss at Him, His power is so much more than you can ever imagine. I hope you get down on your knees and ask for forgiveness. People are so stupid when it comes to God, are we so primitive that we cannot understand nor see that a power beyond our belief made us in His image, well, not your image, you look a little spooky. Get a life, Moon Dog, someday, you will have to grow up and use your brain. You have already pulled all your hair out and turned orange,
2006-09-15 14:48:40 · answer #2 · answered by shardf 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
It would pretty hard to make one of him.. since we only have old paintings that were painted way after he was on earth.. No one actually knows what Jesus Christ looks like. Please Lord help this man, Send your Angels down to heal his soul, because he is being taken over by the devil. Bless him for he needs you in his life!!! Come into his heart and show him that you are the only thing in the world that can protect him, Amen
2006-09-15 14:46:12 · answer #3 · answered by LilStar_Mom_of_3 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Don't mess with God. The last person who put a voodoo curse on God ended up dead.
2006-09-15 14:42:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
You are so stupid. Only idiots like you will write stuff like this. Are you the only dumb *** that does not know that God knows everything. You'll see what happens to you. Its just a matter of time.
2006-09-15 14:50:07 · answer #5 · answered by LatinPrincess 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
God knows everything and you don't need to show him who is running the show - he already knows.
2006-09-15 14:42:49 · answer #6 · answered by Hebrews 11 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
sounds like a reasonable plan, I doubt that he knows tho.
good luck.
2006-09-15 14:51:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Just think, you don't get to pass go and your card says go straight to hell.
Send us a post card funny boy.
2006-09-15 14:44:40 · answer #8 · answered by Stingray 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Did it take you a long time to come up with this?
I hope not. It isn't remotely clever or amusing.
2006-09-15 14:43:46 · answer #9 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Woes! You need real good help. But I don't think it is going to work!! Get a life!!
2006-09-15 14:43:19 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Sunshine Angle 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋