... if not, what's the point?
what if i want an unlimited supply of porn?
will there be strip clubs there? will I be supplied with an endless supply of $5 to tuck in heavenly g-strings?
will I be able to score some hash there or will all the dealers be in Hell?
2006-09-15 06:52:36 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL....Personally, I'm hoping for 72 HOs!.....None of those virgin types!!
2006-09-15 06:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, your Heaven maybe my hell and visa-versa. If you run out $5.00 to tuck in G-strings in your heaven, why don't you come over to my heaven, we don't allow g-strings at the strip clubs there, so you when the voluptuous girls we have get to that point in the dance there is nowhere to tuck them, hence you won't need the $5. Yep, I think that's the point of it. If you find out otherwise fill us all in please. Hmmmmmm
2006-09-15 14:00:40 · answer #2 · answered by dumb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you do, but you'll quickly realize that what you now believe are the things you want have no appeal. If you can have all the lap dances you want for eternity, pretty soon it will get boring.
Then you'll realize that better than any hash buzz you've ever had is the Love of God. That's actually what we all really want.
You'll get that too.
2006-09-15 13:59:49 · answer #3 · answered by Elmer R 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I highly doubt that the dealers will be in hell. Since when is hash a sin?? hehehe Naw, seriously I think you can do whatever you want.
2006-09-15 13:56:10 · answer #4 · answered by Sophia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you want is sin and therefore you will be in hell with the others that want those things..
Rev 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
2006-09-15 13:55:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Look, JESUS DOES NOT contradict himself, so if those things are what you fancy, I'm sorry but they won't be in heaven. And no one is forcing you to follow Jesus, you do have free will remember,but also remember that there are consequences to what ever decision you make (weather it's good or bad)
2006-09-15 14:04:12 · answer #6 · answered by Fefe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is waiting in Heaven goes far beyond imagination or anything that can be perceived by Human thought.
2006-09-15 13:55:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everything sin related will be destroyed when Jesus comes back. It won't be a party in Hell either. Un saved people will be burning for eternity. no food, no water, just pain like you can never imagine.
2006-09-15 13:55:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you get what you want now. Can you create what you want? I'm sure hash is in heaven.
2006-09-15 13:54:27 · answer #9 · answered by Corey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that what you want? Why go to heaven if can get it here on earth? Silly you, you are wasting time sitting in front of your computer, GOOOOOO for those girls man.
God bless
2006-09-15 13:55:40 · answer #10 · answered by Marco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible says that you get a reward and a crown of life, but goes no further than this.
2006-09-15 13:55:10 · answer #11 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋