Mr.& Mrs. John are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 25th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later Mr. John turns to his wife and asks, "Honey, did we pay our loan installment yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Mr. John, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Honey, did we pay our American Express card yet?"
"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.
"One last thing, honey. Did you remember to send cheques for the Visa and MasterCard this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me dear. "I didn't send that one, either."
Mr. John grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 20 years. Mrs. Sharma pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you kiss me?"
He replied "We are saved darling. They'll find us!"
2006-09-15 06:33:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was cute
2006-09-15 06:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by searching4something 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-09-15 06:38:35 · answer #2 · answered by Sam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. If they still had a student loan out, that would have guaranteed rescue!
2006-09-15 06:38:57 · answer #3 · answered by Brer Buffalo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of dumb. And unrealistic.
2006-09-15 06:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by pegasus_1174 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so true good one
2006-09-15 06:35:43 · answer #5 · answered by classiclady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.
2006-09-15 06:41:57 · answer #6 · answered by Tony Yayo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok
2006-09-15 06:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by joe c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋