If Jesus is a'comin soon, why not send me all your "filthy lucre"?

Question

Do not be found by your lord in possession of that evil money.

Answer 1

All Christians should send their money to atheist foundations so atheists could draw in more people that God could then send to His personal torture chamber for not believing in Him. That would make it Rapture Deluxe.

Answer 2

Hi Theagitat...

Jesus is going to return to this earth very soon. That same Jesus that you are making fun of said that just prior to His return 2/3 of the Americans, Britions, Canadians, Australians, and South Arficians will die, 1/3 will die because of stravation, diseases, and yes terrorist. Another 1/3 will die due to war at the hands of the Germany, Italy, Spain, and seven other nation from Europe. That is about 280 million people. It gets worse, after the above nations are distoryed and taken captive there is to be billions of the remaining population die. Almost the entire population of the world will die.
About a tithe left alive.

Here is what Jesus tells you about your filthy lucre........

Eze 7:19 They shall cast their silver in the streets, and their gold shall be removed: their silver and their gold shall not be able to deliver them in the day of the wrath of the LORD: they shall not satisfy their souls, neither fill their bowels: because it is the stumblingblock of their iniquity.

There is to be such destruction that there will not be anyone on the highways...

Isa 33:8 The highways lie waste, the wayfaring man ceaseth: he hath broken the covenant, he hath despised the cities, he regardeth no man.

I will give to you a little advance notice: Durning 2007 this nation which you feel safe and secure in, will enter into a recession, which will at a later time become a depression. The comming depression will make the so called great depression appear to have been only a picnic..... Laugh now. 2007 thur 2012 is going to be a realbitch. You are going to starve--die from diseases-shot by a German or killed by a terroist. Can you find humor in that? It's in the Book that Jesus wrote. Have you ever made a study of it????

Do strive to have a great day.

Answer 3

particular, Jesus is coming. The date of that circulate to, is uncertain. yet particular, Jesus is the Almighty God, and that i admire him with all my heart. that is declared interior the Bible nevertheless that, Jesus does not pick your money, he needs you. God does not pick you to circulate to church, that is not a call for. God evidently states that each and all the solid deeds interior the international are not going to get you into Heaven, You jsut ought to have faith in Him. do not Deny God. he's real, and he will come. yet you won't be in a position to scare human beings into Christianity. God isn't frightening, he loves each and every physique. that is stated that he loves the sinners. He loves the liars, the prostitutes, the murdurers, and the cheaters, jsut as much as you and me. merely have faith! Amen.

Answer 4

It is hard for me to believe that there are people in this world like this.....He died on the cross to Save YOU of your sins but you dont get it.....My heart breaks and my mouth drops. Maybe someone has fallen short and not shared the truth with you.
He Love's you so much! His arms are open to you right this very minute. He will forgive you of everything you have done wrong and he will save you from the fire pits of hell(Seriously...Eternity in there!) Please give your love to our loving Savior before it is to late. He is waiting.....

Answer 5

I thought I was supposed to give it to Joyce Meyer.

Answer 6

Sorry, I don't know you or your address. You might use that "lucre" for drugs, for all I know.

Answer 7

we might needs it before we goes vertical.

Until then, you's has to do's withouts The Precious.

Why yes, I was channeling Smeagal.

Answer 8

Well give us your mailing address and I will send you some..

Answer 9

He was here last week. Did you miss it?

Answer 10

good idea! I do this. I do this NOW!