A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
2006-09-15 05:58:32 · 13 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahah! better puch line then i expected
2006-09-15 10:16:13 · answer #1 · answered by Schlav!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhh thats great...thanks for the 2 points
2006-09-15 06:00:28 · answer #2 · answered by Mark D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!! That didn't turn out the way I anticipated! Good one dude.
Have a great day!!!
2006-09-15 06:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh, heh.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
2006-09-15 06:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i guess everybody will go for the real job ..lol..
2006-09-15 06:01:29 · answer #5 · answered by viki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny...lolololol
2006-09-15 07:06:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, good joke, love it
2006-09-15 06:01:48 · answer #7 · answered by Kev N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4
2006-09-15 06:44:40 · answer #8 · answered by classiclady 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i knew there had to be a catch....
2006-09-15 07:01:02 · answer #9 · answered by Friendly Neighbor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is your question...
2006-09-15 06:00:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋