I had a very tough morning and am very very sad because my kitten just died. Can anyone help me feel better by telling me a good joke or something? Thanks...
2006-09-15 05:52:16 · 7 answers · asked by Sunshine 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Smile !...... <:3 }~ Wishing you Happiness at this very sad time...I know how it is tugging at your heart ....Be Strong and Best Wishes to you........Take care
2006-09-15 06:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by pitterpatter47 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A woman who loved baked beans had to give them up because they caused so much gas.
One day it was her birthday and her car broke down. As she was walking home, she passed a diner that had baked beans on special. She figured since it was still a long walk home, she would have some beans.
On her way home, she began to fart. Just when the last fart came, she arrived home.
Her husband met her at the door and said I have a surprise for you, but you must put on this blindfold. He led her to the dinner table and she sat down.
Just then the phone rang and the husband went to the next room to answer it. She felt a fart coming on, so she let it rip. Then another and a third and a fourth before her husband got back.
He then took off her blindfold and there sat six of her closest friends for a surprise birthday party
2006-09-15 12:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by salima_guriya 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can't think of any jokes right now but I'm very sad too if it helps to know you are not alone
2006-09-15 12:55:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok heres a joke,
theres a bear and a rabbit taking a Sh*t in the woods.
the bear turns to the rabbit and asks him
"excuse me, but do u have a problem with Sh*t stickin to ur fur?"
and the rabbit replies "No"
So the bear wiped his a&& with the rabbit. :o)
2006-09-15 12:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by devanarestylez 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
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2006-09-15 13:26:06 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a good joke or something!
2006-09-15 12:55:59 · answer #6 · answered by toffees1230 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
be glad you don't have the weight of the world on your shoulders.
2006-09-15 12:54:24 · answer #7 · answered by cadaholic 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋