As in your Momma's so fat your Daddy has some sex then rolls over four times and is still on the B*tch.
2006-09-15 05:27:08 · 18 answers · asked by Ben S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama' so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo momma's so fat, when she hauls a*s, she has to make two trips.
Yo momma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Yo momma's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
2006-09-15 05:34:01 · answer #1 · answered by fun_guy_otown 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Your momma is so fat, when she gets in an elevator is HAS to go down.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets in the bathtub the water in the TOILET goes up!
2006-09-15 05:29:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i went for a 10 mile run last night, two times round yo momma.
Yo mommas soo fat when she went to school she sat beside the whole fuckin class haha
2006-09-15 05:42:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Along the same lines:
I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me up the stairs.
I would have been your daddy, but your mom didn't have change for a nickel.
Then there is:
Your mother is so fat, when she went swimming, she left a ring around the lake.
Your mom is so fat, when we had sex she wanted me on top, I had to get a ladder. When I got on top, my ears popped.
Your mom is so ugly, she went to a plastic surgeon and said to him "Doc, you gotta help improve my looks" - so he added a tail.
2006-09-15 05:29:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mommas so fat when she went to school she sat beside the whole fuckin' class.
Yo mommas so poor i seen her kickin' a cardboard box down the street. I said "What ya doin?". She said "movin'".
2006-09-15 05:29:43 · answer #5 · answered by kenfitameen 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so dumb, she DJs for the Ice Cream Van
2006-09-15 05:29:33 · answer #6 · answered by Not called Katie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat there gonna be a full moon tonight
2006-09-15 05:31:06 · answer #7 · answered by Huggles [mozzafan] 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ur momma is so fat that when she stands up, everyone in the room thinks that theyre blind.
2006-09-15 08:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates.
Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY: 240 PATRONS OR YO MAMA"
Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama's so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mamas so stupid she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept.
Yo mama is so stupid, she burned down the house using a CD Burner.
Yo mama is so fat, she has to jump out of the car to change gears.
Yo mama is stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind.
Yo mama is so hairy big foot is jealous.
Yo mama is so fat she tripped over Kmart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed right on Target.
Yo mama so fat I ran out of gas trying to get around her.
Yo mama is so fat, she eats whales for a snack.
Yo mama is so fat, you need an oxygen tank to climp up to her head.
Yo mama is so fat, she shows up on air traffic control radar.
Yo mama is so fat, she can throw sattelites into orbit.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked in front of my TV, I missed 2 episodes.
Yo mama is so fat people think there's a lunar eclipse when she stands up.
Yo mama is so ugly she went to the zoo and the baboons adopted her.
Yo mama is so fat, when a meteor said to end earth hit her, she said "Who's throwing pebbles?"
Yo mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck to do her shopping.
Yo mama is so poor she tried to use food stamps in the gumball machine.
Yo mama is so poor she waves around an icecream cone and calls air conditioning.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace came and pushed her in.
Yo mama is so fat she went to the local restaurant, looked at the menu and said "Ok"
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a dougnut back to the store because it had a hole in it.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
2006-09-15 08:04:13 · answer #9 · answered by dazed & confused 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oldies but goodies...
Yo mama so fat....
She has to iron her clothes on the driveway.
She sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
She's on both sides of the family.
Her nickname is "Daaanngg!!"
2006-09-15 06:21:32 · answer #10 · answered by peachy78 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋