Just so we can enjoy the classic tunes with words we can relate to. I gave this guy's question an example.... http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqTJ5.xy1yf0sFQBYyNCZOrsy6IX?qid=20060915074849AAjwlcb
Please share with me your fun-loving creative side.....
2006-09-15 05:23:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Away in a country all cover with sand,
A bunch of mad muslims came up with a plan
They killed some nice people and started a war.
And now we will give them just what they asked for.
2006-09-15 05:38:10 · update #1
Oh, Holy Night!
The Pirates are a-AAAARRRGH-ing
It is the night for Spaghetti and sauce.
Long lay the world
In ignorance and blindly
Beleiving the crap learned in School.
The thrill of hoes,
The weary world rejoices
For FSM make strippers for us all!
Praised be His name,
Blessed His noodly appendage
Behold you King
Pastafarians Unite!
Behold Your King
Pastafairians Unite!
Oh - and I've been know to sing this:
Angels, we have heard you're high,
smoking up behind the barn...
2006-09-15 05:35:15 · answer #1 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Away in a country all cover with sand,
A bunch of mad muslims came up with a plan
They killed some nice people and started a war.
And now we will give them just what they asked for
We aimed our tanks made of steel and glass,
And shot a missile right up therr a ss
blood and buttcheeks were all over the floor
Now we gave them what they asked for!
2006-09-15 13:11:30 · answer #2 · answered by Doomsday 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yamster the yellow nose yakcow,
had a very shiney nose,
and if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glowed.
All of the other yakcows,
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Yamster,
join in any yakcow games.
Then one foggy non-demoninational winter solstice type celebration Eve,
Yanta came to say: Ho, Ho, Ho
"Yamster with your nose so bright,
won't you come and guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the yakcow loved him,
as they shouted out with glee:
"Yamster the yellow Nose yakcow,
you'll go down because Yanta really weighs a lot and all those toys ain't helping.
2006-09-15 12:39:30 · answer #3 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Joy to the world the wine has come,
Let earth recieve her glass!
Let every mouth prepare to drink,
And men and women sing.
And men and women sing.
And men and women sing.
Joy to the world! Champagne has come: Let's all lean back our heads! The bubbles make you feel so good, you do things that you never should...and
Repeat yourself again.
Repeat yourself again.
Repeat yourself again.
Nooooo more your problems exist, Nor breath may seem so bad! Let there be dancing and making out.
Let's all get drunk and laid.
Let's all get drunk and laid.
Let's all get drunk and laid.
Enjoy yourself with some more wine, And party with your neighbors! The glories of the numbingness,
And wonders of its joys.
And wonders of its joys.
And wonders of its joys.
2006-09-15 12:46:35 · answer #4 · answered by h1joy 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
To the tune of Little Bethlehem
First verse.....
O little town of Las Vegas
I love to taste your wares
With gambling, strippers, alcohol
All that goes on stays there
I love the holidays....
2006-09-15 12:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
We've been touched by Noodly Goodness, fa la la la la la la la la
Now we sit and eat spaghetti, fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our pirate regalia, fa la la la la la la la la
Can't wait for the stripper factory, fa la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaa!
You like?
2006-09-15 12:35:11 · answer #6 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Fill my bowl with lots of chili, fal la la la la, la la la la
2006-09-15 12:27:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If atheists/agnostics are so enlightened and tolerant, why do so many of them feel the need to belittle the beliefs of others? I thought that was one of the things they claimed to hate so much about religious believers. Apparently not.
2006-09-15 12:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by KDdid 5 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Start first, then I'll do.
2006-09-15 12:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you in the religion and spirituality category? Can't live without making fun of others?
2006-09-15 12:28:17 · answer #10 · answered by Juliart 6 · 2⤊ 6⤋