A guy runs into a bar.........................?

Question

and he says to the barman "Quick, gimme a large scotch"
He takes the drink and downs it in one.
"Quick, gimme another one" - he drinks this in one go too.
"What's wrong?" says the barman
"Man, you'd be drinking fast too if you had what I had" says the guy.
"Why, what you got?" says the barman
"£1.12" says the guy.
LOL

Answer 1

Bear goes into a pub and says a pint of lager..............
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.. . and a packet of crisps

barman says WHY THE BIG PAWS!

Answer 2

a duck walks into a bar and asks the barman has he any bread. no says the barman we only sell drink, so the duck leaves. next day the duck comes back and again he asks for bread and leaves when he cant get any. for two weeks the duck comes in and asks the same question and gets the same answer. finally the barman looses his temper with the duck and says if you come in here and ask for bread again i'll nail your beak to the bar. the next day the duck comes back again and asks the barman has he got any nails. no, replies the barman. ok, says the duck, have you any bread?

Answer 3

Nice one. I was sitting at the bar in a pub once when a man rushed in and went straight to the gents'. He was in there a long time and when somebody eventually went in he had died. True story.

Answer 4

Yesterday, scientists in the States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer EACH and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

Answer 5

Brilliant, i'll use that the night out on the p*ss

thanx

Answer 6

hehe an oldie but a goodie ♥

Answer 7

lol! very good i will try to remember that tommorrow when i am out with the girls

Answer 8

lmao xx

Answer 9

is that a personal joke

Answer 10

that was funny and cheered me up.lol.