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Seeing that my monkey would be my relative at that point.

2006-09-15 04:43:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Shouldn't you be extra careful with that. I mean, with the entire existence of your avatar being one eye, shouldn't you start to look into purchasing a monocle, so you can see your monkey better.

2006-09-23 02:20:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

By that logic, all human beings are related, so you shouldn't be spanking anybody.

On the other hand, what's wrong with spanking your relatives? Much more fun than spanking your monkey.

2006-09-16 07:59:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Only for a while.

Give it about 20 million years, and by then it should have evolved into an advanced hominid-type creature, most likely 'homo erectus'.

It is now your peer, and you don't mind abusing those, so spank away without guilt.

2006-09-16 05:24:34 · answer #3 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0 0

The monkey will have to evolve so that it can spank itself.

2006-09-22 17:43:57 · answer #4 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0 0

Nope...continue on with the spankings.

2006-09-15 11:45:36 · answer #5 · answered by Nay 1 · 0 0

Dammit, I told you to leave that poor monkey alone. LOL

2006-09-15 11:45:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

your cruelty to your monkey is awful

do you flog your bishop too

2006-09-15 11:45:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no but alternate between the monkey and your sister...

2006-09-15 11:45:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

If that's the case you can now call me a creationist.

2006-09-15 11:55:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The answer is here....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_EyXPs2_Jk

2006-09-15 11:46:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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