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A butcher is 5 ft tall. He weighs twice as much as his car and that is 6ft tall. His son is half his weight and is 4ft tall. What does he weigh?

2006-09-15 04:36:18 · 19 answers · asked by horrorfan 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

the 5ft tall butcher weighs meat.

2006-09-15 04:36:59 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1 0

His son weighs as much as the butcher's car.

2006-09-15 04:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

going by the scientific way the weight of a 5 ft man is around 40-50 kgs [ 1 kilogram = 2.20462262 pounds ]

2006-09-15 04:47:06 · answer #3 · answered by dil 2 · 0 0

His son weighs as much as the car.

2006-09-15 04:40:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He weighs meat. He is a butcher.

2006-09-15 04:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda 6 · 0 0

His son weights as much as the car.

2006-09-15 04:38:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the butcher weights meat.

2006-09-15 04:39:06 · answer #7 · answered by flounder_bob@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0 0

weighs as much as the car

2006-09-15 04:40:12 · answer #8 · answered by LW 4 · 0 0

This question.... almost makes me cry..yes bartender another one please with some peanuts...cheap bar.. where was I ?... oh yes that butcher is.....well hello there little lady...sit right down here.. ( hic ) bartender get the little lady whatever she wants...where was I.. yes the damn butcher is fat...and who gives a crap how much he weighs and his fat as-s son too. so tell me about yourself little lady..... your son is ( fart fart fart.t.t. ) Hulk Hogan..Oh excuse me... I felt that one coming on....bartender why did you ask me to leave?.... Oh well I have to go... cheap as-s bar. ( hic )

2006-09-15 04:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Meat!

2006-09-15 04:37:25 · answer #10 · answered by Fall Down Laughing 7 · 1 0

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