She told me god put the baby in her belly. Could she be pregnant with the second coming of Jesus?
2006-09-15 04:28:40 · 46 answers · asked by PØstapØc 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
She could, but it's much more likely she's been sleeping around!!
2006-09-15 04:30:05 · answer #1 · answered by claire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you nuts? I think this is a prank question. Anybody who is old enough to have sex should know how a girl gets pregnant. Plus, Jesus said he would return in the same way he left and that everybody would be able to see him. He did not leave by entering the womb of his mother.
2006-09-15 04:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's accessible for a woman to get pregnant whether a male's urethra has not been inserted in a girl's vagina, in spite of the undeniable fact that that's immensely uncommon. If the urethra touches the exterior factor of a girl's vagina and does not penetrate , moisture on the penis (whether he has not ejaculated) might have sperm which will stay if it comes into touch with any moisture on the vagina and holiday up into the uterus , to that end the possibility to alter into pregnant. in case you have been asleep, there is not any way she might have been in a position to have sexual intercourse with out your physique being attentive to its environment and strikes. The ideas is in relax mode once you're asleep(in essence that is for the main section close down), subsequently the pituitary gland(your "grasp" gland) can not launch a hormone to make sure which you to have or come close to an erection and/or launch sperm. sounds pick to me she is pregnant by ability of somebody else. notice her warning signs, and estimate the days via fact the night she stayed over your place. you'll have the skill to tell how many months she is and particular have greater information that it is not yours. do not help that infant till you recognize one hundred% that's yours. solid success with each and everything!
2016-10-15 00:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude if you believe that then there is something wrong with you .you have been cheated on. she has been snooping behind your back ,sit her down ask her to tell you the truth promise her that you will not dump or hurt her she will come out with the truth.don't get me wrong i believe in god and don't for a second that he is around but what she is telling is pure ludacris.
2006-09-15 04:34:27 · answer #4 · answered by Eric 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...
I'm sorry to tell you this...but she's been with someone besides you.
Jesus second coming will not be of the natural (birth through a woman).
Grace to you and God Bless!
2006-09-15 04:36:23 · answer #5 · answered by Salvation is a gift, Eph 2:8-9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Christians, you never know it just might be true. is that the way you would greet him ? What about judge not and all that crap . I pity the poor sod if he do come back you lot will probably crucify him again
2006-09-15 04:36:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If three guys turn up at your door bearing gifts, stand by for some serious news coverage and a big cult following.
2006-09-15 04:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No . because when Jesus comes back it will be as a full grown man just like he left.
2006-09-15 04:32:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is she trustworthy? Is she pure?
I guess if you believe the first coming came about that way, you have to give her the benefit of the doubt.
I think she banged someone else, though.
2006-09-15 04:31:24 · answer #9 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 options.
a) Assuming you're not stupid and she's not lying... and this is not a joke
b) she got raped
c)Shehad her drink in a bar spiked with date rape drug (and won't admit it.
d) incest nightitme rape and drugged
e) Case history in New england journal of medicine of girl who had oral sex ( probably with you in this case) and got stabbed ( or open stomah ulcer) and the sperm found it's way to the Fallopian tube.
I vote option no 1
2006-09-15 06:08:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not likely! It makes more sense to examine the sexual games you both have been playing. Miraculous conception is just not an option. She is trying to justify her pregnancy.
2006-09-15 04:31:45 · answer #11 · answered by jmmevolve 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋