One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class,
"And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said,
"I think he said: 'Holy ****! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
2006-09-15 04:08:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man had just finished reading the book Man of the House while riding the commuter train home from work.
When he reached home, he stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing his finger in her face, he said, “From now on I want you to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
His wife thought for a moment and responded, “The funeral director is my guess.”
2006-09-15 04:11:39 · answer #1 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Every time I hear a teacher joke, i picture my friend Karina, cuz she's an Elementary school teacher, and it makes the jokes that much more funnier! ha ha ha!
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2006-09-15 11:13:31 · answer #2 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you surely put a smile on my lips...but i just wonder'n
WHAT DO THE FARMER SAID???you leave me on hung there,i am curious,please tell me what do the farmer said?
hahaha....i was even expecting to what would the teacher said....
lol...c",)
2006-09-15 11:28:02 · answer #3 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahaha, i like that, ahahahahaha, i wish this would have really happened and i could have witnessed it!! there is nothing better than when little children curse, ahahahahahaha, i like the joke alot!! ahahahaha million/10, mwah!!
2006-09-15 21:07:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-18 01:14:27 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just felt like i will get 2 oints.
2006-09-15 12:01:37 · answer #6 · answered by Justine H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Any jokes that are funnier?
2006-09-15 11:11:12 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a gud one
2006-09-15 11:20:51 · answer #8 · answered by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol - thanx that was cute.
2006-09-15 11:11:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
holy **** a dirty mouthed little girl.
2006-09-15 11:20:23 · answer #10 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋