In prison..... I keep showing up at random prisons across the country inquiring about congical visits. In most cases I'm told by prison official's that I need to be married to one of the inmates prior to being granted these "intimate rights" I just figured that would be some really great sex, I mean those guys haven't done it in a while right? So they should be really "gung-ho" about it....Do you think that the inmates really look like the actors from Fox's Prison Break?
2006-09-15 03:57:35 · 14 answers · asked by Karen 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I love it.....I can always count on you guys....No~one on here has a sense of humor!
2006-09-15 04:13:07 · update #1
ROTFL,Oh My God what a fantasy.I can just picture you going into the prisons and asking.Boy,If you could get in you would be hell of a popular girl!They would be waiting in line for you.The choices you would have to make,dark or light,tall or short?Your name would spread far and wide across the country.They might even make you a saint.
You made my day.Thanks
2006-09-15 04:22:22 · answer #1 · answered by eva b 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"I keep showing up at random prisons across the country inquiring about congical visits"
Now this is interesting. How old are you? You are traveling in a little "show" trying to meet an inmate that has done something illegal and have sexual intercourse with them? Do you have death wish? Robbers, rapers, murderers...
Why don't you just go to some goth club and have a guy stick his weewee in you while your dancing, this way the most you can get is AIDS...
2006-09-15 04:01:01 · answer #2 · answered by Poestalker 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think they look like the actors from Prison break no. They are hug ho though. You may just want to wait outside when some of them are getting out then maybe you can get lucky.
2006-09-15 06:54:26 · answer #3 · answered by MIA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U r wrong, it is just u fantasizing. I worked occasionally as medical staff in jail. Most of jail inmates in US r drug related that results in hepatitis C and AIDS. Also, for example, cocaine destroy all aspects of personality as human, it becomes aggressive, violent and drug seeking. They are violent, and of course against women as well. They leave, a few days later they end back in jail or hospital. ur talk is like a young male said I want to be Gyn doc, so I see the private parts of women. He would not see in real life practice Paris Hilton or Jennifer Lopez, he will see the ones with ulcers, discharge, bleed and fishy smell. Wake up girl and get a clean decent man.
2006-09-15 04:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I really see no fault in your logic and heroic attempts to sooth the savage beasts that are caged in the prisons across this great country. It's women like you that make this country great! Keep America proud!
2006-09-15 06:58:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell yeah!!!
But remember they haven't had it in a while so they'll c*m quick. You may go thruogh 3-4 before you get yours!!
2006-09-15 07:21:17 · answer #6 · answered by arl21amber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! what a question!!
yeah i think some of them might look like that. all the bad boys are good looking. at least the one's i know!!
but be careful, they might have a *****!!!
2006-09-15 04:03:32 · answer #7 · answered by *JC* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can you walk & chew gum at the same time?
2006-09-15 04:00:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They can do it with one another...don't need to be concern for them in that matter...cheers!
2006-09-15 04:01:23 · answer #9 · answered by djat20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...well they DO do it with each other..that would be your idea of great sex?..sloppy seconds after that? Well..to each their own ..I guess.
2006-09-15 04:03:18 · answer #10 · answered by svmainus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋