I'm considering plans for World Domination and I'm looking for some extra ideas to help me. If I was to invite you onto my staff, what would be your first, best plan to help me in my quest?
2006-09-15 03:53:37 · 14 answers · asked by fojo81 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
When you say world domination what we talking? You talking about becoming a huge mega superstar who will dominate the world's media or are you talking about actually becoming the leader of the whole world, it's countries and people? I'd be your legal advisor, helping you to defend and justify the actions you're taken to ensure world domination, and helping you to write the new laws etc! And lets face it, if there was an uprising against you because you were a pants world dominator, you'd need legal advice - everyone needs legal advice!! And provided I got a couple of nice tropical islands and a decent staff I'd be quite happy to do it for free!!
Hmmmm do you think I've thought about this to much?!
2006-09-15 04:08:34 · answer #1 · answered by sammydog_uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not exactly a scheme, more of a policy idea. If anyone turns up to put a spanner in the works, remember to just shoot them. These "suspend them upside over a vat of custard until the laser burns through the rope" plans are all very artistic, but it gives the do-gooders time to escape. Better to keep things simple.
2006-09-15 06:36:51 · answer #2 · answered by Athene1710 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest the standard world-dominating evil overlord checklist. It includes helpful tips on dealing with pesky heroes, such as...
I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.
I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."
If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.
If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.
If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
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2006-09-15 04:10:02 · answer #3 · answered by C-Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will need an Inner Cabinet of at least 40, for World Domination.
You should call them the WD40.
2006-09-15 04:02:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrh, good question, and I'm pleased you raise this on a Friday as we've got all weekend to implement it.
I think we should categorise people more. EG, put all the violent people on one Island, far away hopefully. Happy-Clappy people in Holland perhaps.
I think we should build our HQ on Fiji, by coincedence I suggest this island also be used for housing beautuful woman with poor judgement, low will power and a willingness to please.
2006-09-15 04:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by Michael H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a hollowed out volcano island base, and an army of jumpsuited goons driving round in mini mokes, im just looking for the right project.
All i want in return is two body guards, one Albino and one Female
2006-09-15 04:12:11 · answer #6 · answered by bohbag2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm good question, I would have to be your mad doctor, drawing up plans for the space station, to rain destruction down on the earth.
or possibly design snazzy uniforms for the henchmen - im thinking green lycra bottoms and silver tunics
When can i start??
2006-09-15 03:58:28 · answer #7 · answered by Dark_Mushroom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gun running is an option.
I suggest for a start that you watch the film: Lord of War, with Nicholas Cage, get back to me ok.
2006-09-15 05:09:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
world domination eh? why would you want to dominate the world
2006-09-15 05:07:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Control the drinking water and you control the world, even muslims.
2006-09-15 04:16:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋