A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself,
"Two plus five, that son of a bit*h is seven.
Three plus six, that son of a bi*ch is nine...."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b*tch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
2006-09-15 03:45:09 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was Fantastic!!! AWESOME!!! 100/100!!! Put more on here like this!!!
2006-09-18 04:17:46 · answer #1 · answered by Ducks rule the world!!! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 + 2 = 4
2006-09-15 03:46:28 · answer #2 · answered by tysavage2001 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was taught 2+2 is a divorce?
oh no that was 2+1 in a bed and the little brunette said....
2006-09-15 03:53:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
2+2=4!!
i didn't pay attetion to the teacher.... son of a bit*h
2006-09-15 04:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thats funny good one
2006-09-15 03:59:54 · answer #5 · answered by pamijo_1980 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one b4 and it's still funny...I can just see the mother and teacher discussing this......too funny!! =)
~PEACE~
2006-09-15 04:06:27 · answer #6 · answered by no_doubt! 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
First one today that made me laugh. Good joke
2006-09-15 06:20:43 · answer #7 · answered by Patches6 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one man
2006-09-15 04:14:30 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Mysterious 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Love it ! The kid sounds like our Charlie
2006-09-15 03:47:48 · answer #9 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehe another oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-17 18:16:45 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋