I'm think there maybe some viable way of producing prosthetic limbs from sausage meet. Benefits being:
* Realistic skin tone
* Realistic texture
* Potential tanning potential in sun (need to trial)
* Can bend and shape as is required
Potential downside:
* Would need to refrigerate over night
* Life cycle would be short and would probably smell towards end or useful period
* Could cause unwanted attention from dogs and the like
* Performs no useful purpose other than to look like an arm. Do to lack of a bone framework it could not be used to manipulate a switch for instance, or ones privates. (bone framework could be considered for version 2)
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2006-09-15 03:34:44 · 5 answers · asked by head_achey 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You would never be able to go near a frying pan again !
2006-09-15 04:44:30 · answer #1 · answered by Bilko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some parts of the body would work really well with a sausage meat falsey. Luckily for me, I have a full on banger
2006-09-15 10:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you think you are being funny you're not. That border lines on sick and making fun of those that need prosthetic limbs.
2006-09-15 10:36:43 · answer #3 · answered by Chloe 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bad idea. Someone that is hungry might eat them.
2006-09-15 10:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by tysavage2001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ad?
2006-09-15 10:37:55 · answer #5 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋