and he says to the barman "Gimme a large Vodka and a bag of crisps" The barman gets his order and says to the horse "Hey we have a whiskey behind the bar named after you" and the horse says "What Barry ?"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, sorry I had to laugh 'cos I heard this one before.
2006-09-15 02:56:23 · 9 answers · asked by Confused . com 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a penguin walks into a bar and says" has me dad been in here tonight,"
Barman says " why what does he look like" creased me up this one did.
2006-09-15 03:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a dwarf walks into a bar and orders a whiskey the barman ses "sorry we dont sell shorts"
just a joke no offence meant
2006-09-15 10:01:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
man goes into a sex shop.
says to the shop man I want to buy a blow-up doll
shop man says " do you want a white one, a black one or a muslim one"
whats the difference asks the man?
shop man : The muslim one blows itself up.
2006-09-15 10:01:58 · answer #3 · answered by 90210 aka Hummer Lover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man walks into a bar...ouch
2006-09-15 10:07:37 · answer #4 · answered by katrina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh cute â¥
2006-09-18 01:50:20 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read it about 10 times .........i still dont get it
2006-09-15 11:26:44 · answer #6 · answered by Emily Rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
always funny
2006-09-15 10:56:16 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-09-15 11:37:03 · answer #8 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it????/
2006-09-18 00:24:17 · answer #9 · answered by rivertoheaven 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋