2006-09-15 02:50:01 · 13 answers · asked by wln2go 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah, just like yo momma was
2006-09-15 02:51:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My people have cloned many of you Earthlings, and dropped them off on doorsteps. Yes, Suri Cruise was one of the last. Her parents filled out the appropriate paperwork to adopt a child from Kamulack 7's Human Infant Cloning Facility and Biosphere. We raise most of them for food or slave labor, but we have found selling them for large amounts of this Earth food you call tofu is equally profitable. We Kamulack love tofu. Tom Cruise hailed our ship with a strobe light and made his request for the child, and the child was given. We were given 500 Earth pounds of tofu, and the transaction was completed.
2006-09-15 03:10:01 · answer #2 · answered by Goddess of Nuts PBUH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Suri Cruise was borrowed from an orphanage and given back. The Cruises are probably two of the most inanely evil people living today.
2006-09-15 02:53:06 · answer #3 · answered by Love Shepherd 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I really really hope that aliens will choose someone smarter and more interesting to raise their children than tom cruise and Katie Holmes. If not, we are completely screwed up!
2006-09-15 02:54:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure Katie got to experience all the joys of labor and childbirth that all women do... and I have to say, Suri is one beautiful baby.
2006-09-15 02:53:39 · answer #5 · answered by izofblue37 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. And it is reported that Ron Hubbard was personally flying the spaceship!
2006-09-15 02:53:37 · answer #6 · answered by Know-it-all 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Actually the aliens injected her into Tom's stomach, then he pooped her out.
2006-09-15 02:51:07 · answer #7 · answered by God 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nothing would surprise me with that family anymore.
But I think she was wearing one of these:
http://babytoupee.com/
2006-09-15 02:53:15 · answer #8 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you cannot rule out the possibility...anyway, the whole thing is a stunt.
2006-09-15 03:01:21 · answer #9 · answered by ~maryjane~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's just a baby with another bad name
2006-09-15 02:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by Special 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋