Everyone was drinking & dancing,having a good time.
...all except for the millionare. Money was not buying him the happiness he expected.
Out of frustration ,he grabs the
microphone.
"The first one to swim to shore gets anything they want!"
"You name it you got it!"
He was really looking forward to who was gonna jump in as he knew that the area was populated with great white sharks.
A moment of silence.. The everybody went back to the drinking & dancing.
The guy sighed
....then suddenly a man jumps into the freezing water and races to shor with unbelievable speed.
The millionaire is impressed & gets to shore on his speed boat.
The man,dripping wet, is on all fours, panting like an old dog.
The millionaire offers the guy 50 million.
The guy shakes his head
The millionaire offers the guy 100 million
Guy shakes his head
"Then what do you want?" asks the millionaire
The man replied
"I want that f#ker who pushed me into the damn water!!
2006-09-15 02:48:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its a very common joke Still i rate this 4.5/10.
2006-09-15 02:56:14 · answer #1 · answered by goodwin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I had a laugh at that. Pretty good.
2006-09-15 10:04:47 · answer #2 · answered by Chris D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one
2006-09-15 11:38:23 · answer #3 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute â¥
2006-09-18 02:00:16 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
past is past. if i am in his place i ll accept the money
2006-09-15 09:58:07 · answer #5 · answered by cipotli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa!! LOL.
2006-09-18 16:36:21 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was a good one. Thanks I needed that.
2006-09-15 09:54:44 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♪ TrickNice ♪♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋