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It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake. "Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot - I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes you want." The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of the snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a body like Arnold Schwarzenagger, and finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this horse I'm, riding." The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk house you'll have all three wishes."
The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all the way to the bunk house.

2006-09-15 02:43:40 · 13 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenagger's.

Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted,
"My God, I forgot I was riding the Mare!".

2006-09-15 02:44:16 · update #1

13 answers

I just have 1 wishe for myself and all: i hope everyone's wishes come true.

2006-09-15 03:05:50 · answer #1 · answered by - 3 · 1 0

Cute

2006-09-15 09:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by KIM A 3 · 0 0

Funny joke

2006-09-15 09:48:12 · answer #3 · answered by SunFun 5 · 0 0

Would've been funnier if he was riding a gelding.

2006-09-15 10:00:03 · answer #4 · answered by workingclasshero 5 · 0 0

LMAO - some idiot up there needs a question in a joke !!

2006-09-15 10:29:17 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1 0

Good one.

2006-09-15 09:47:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hihihi

2006-09-15 10:02:09 · answer #7 · answered by cipotli 4 · 0 0

haha oh my ♥

2006-09-18 02:01:26 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

lol

2006-09-15 09:53:19 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♪ TrickNice ♪♥ 2 · 0 0

lol :) not bad

2006-09-15 11:39:59 · answer #10 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0 0

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