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2006-09-15 02:43:33 · 18 answers · asked by not a patriot 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

It depends on which god you're talking about.

I wouldn't say that to Thor. He'll smack you with a hammer.

But Yahweh is a Three Shell Game operator (see my blog).

2006-09-15 02:57:57 · answer #1 · answered by Pablito 5 · 0 0

You could've also asked "what if God was one of us?" You know, like that famous song goes...

I just wonder what makes you ask that question. Any kind of details would really help. As for now, I can only of what God Himself says in the Bible.

Isaiah 55:7-9 (New International Version)
New International Version (NIV)
Copyright © 1973, 1978, 1984 by International Bible Society

7 Let the wicked forsake his way
and the evil man his thoughts.
Let him turn to the LORD, and he will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for he will freely pardon.

8 "For my thoughts are not your thoughts,
neither are your ways my ways,"
declares the LORD.

9 "As the heavens are higher than the earth,
so are my ways higher than your ways
and my thoughts than your thoughts.

So, who am I then to try to analyse God? or to psychoanalyse Him? I may as well be the one who needs an analysis of some sort, but I won't dare to do that towards God. I can only share what He chooses to reveal about Himself to me. And thankfully, He revealed a lot about His character in the Bible, His Word, and in the Person of Jesus Christ, His Son.

If you really want to get to know Him, ask Him yourself. Ask Him and mean it, He will answer you. In His way, in His time, but He will.

2006-09-15 09:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by thankful 4 · 1 0

No, the people who made god up were the psychotic criminals.

2006-09-15 10:00:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

God is only going to strive with man for so long..I would be very careful about the questions that verge on blasphemy

2006-09-15 09:47:17 · answer #4 · answered by heresyhunter@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0 0

I wont waste my breath on this one!!!!!!!!! But I will pray for you!!! It saddens me that there are people out there that don't know GOD and the salvation that he offers them. If you confess it and know in your heart that he is Lord, he will forgive you and offer you eternal life. Laugh as I am sure that you are........but when the time comes, I know that you will be on your knees begging him to take you with him.

2006-09-15 09:49:09 · answer #5 · answered by Amy C 2 · 1 0

I think im with White tiger of god with this one!

I believe the name is Satan!

2006-09-15 09:49:47 · answer #6 · answered by chinaz777 4 · 0 0

Innocent until proven guilty...

2006-09-15 09:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by Cactuar Cutie 2 · 0 0

if i believed in his existence i'll say yes. fortunately i am still sane enough not to worship something that does not exist (BOW TO BANANA MAN!). so yes.

2006-09-15 09:45:51 · answer #8 · answered by ~maryjane~ 4 · 1 1

In your distorted mind he could be, Not in reality.

2006-09-15 09:45:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Nope. He loves you and so do all of us.

Bless you.

2006-09-15 09:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by Love Shepherd 6 · 1 0

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