2006-09-15 02:41:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I was listening to a stand up comedian who was talking about doughnuts. He says "So the other day I went to the store and bought a doughnut and the girl gives me a receipt for the doughnut. Why do I need a receipt for a doughnut? I give you the money, you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. When will I need proof that I bought a doughnut? Some skeptical friend...Man don't even act like I didn't buy that doughnut, I've got the proof right here. No wait...It's at home...in my file...under 'D'...for doughnut."
So maybe that doesn't answer your question but hopefully it will make you smile! Have a good afternoon.
But seriously - you can get a whole box of 25-50 of those "Munchins" the little doughnut holes from Dunkin Doughnuts...Those things feed a lot of people!
2006-09-15 07:48:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
look on the context adult men. The bible would not let us know how vast the fish were nor does it let us know how vast the loaves of bread were. as well, the bible says about (key word: about) 5000 adult men. not precisely. this signifies that the estimate might want to were way off. It also did not specify how hungry the adult men and woman were. All it says contained in the bible is they were chuffed. the adult men and woman might want to were really a lot finished, yet stayed in the back of for the sheer reason that Jesus is wonderful. adult men, take an english type, reason careful reading and comprehension is major.
2016-11-27 00:24:54 · answer #2 · answered by marnell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doughnuts hadn't been invented yet. LOL
I guess he deserves the credit for sliced bread, huh?
2006-09-15 02:55:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because he didn't have any doughnuts on him at the time.
2006-09-15 02:48:58 · answer #4 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who said they were not doughnuts? there was no specification of what TYPE of bread.
-eagle
2006-09-15 02:46:43 · answer #5 · answered by eaglemyrick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Donuts would be good :) Maybe He's saving the good stuff for Heaven
2006-09-15 09:26:40 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There were no Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Creme stores yet...
2006-09-15 03:07:10 · answer #7 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cause Homer was hogging them
2006-09-15 04:25:21 · answer #8 · answered by ηιgнт ѕтαя 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wrong kind of holey.
2006-09-15 02:45:16 · answer #9 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
he didn't have any Coffee
2006-09-15 02:46:58 · answer #10 · answered by Scott L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋