2006-09-15 02:36:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jim would have to assume he was dead or dreaming. Unless he just dropped acid. But I would love to be a fly on the wall for the conversations that they would be having. LOL
2006-09-15 03:17:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A) Jesus would buy and then bless the doughnuts.
B) Charles Darwin would be telling everyone about his latest evolutionary theories and daring Jesus to contradict him.
C) Albert Einstein wuld be chortling and doodling new equations, but not really listening.
D) Jim Darwin would be busy at his laptop, trying to come up with witty but discriminatory and inflammatory statements based (more or less, more less than more) on what the others were saying.
E) Santa would be beginning the second check on his list. He'd order hot chocolate with his doughnuts.
2006-09-15 02:41:12 · answer #2 · answered by Granny Annie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charles Darwin and his grandfather Erasmus Darwin (who first thought up the theory of evolution) had met with Jesus and knew him as their lord and Saviour.
Santa doesn't exist - every child knows that Santa is really your Dad - and your Dad can too meet with Jesus.
I'm not sure about Albert Einstien or Jim Darwin
2006-09-15 02:41:07 · answer #3 · answered by stafflers.t21@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Santa would give them all presents, but Jesus would refuse to take it. Then Charles Darwin would get cocky and make fun of Jesus, and Einstein would punch him in the nose. Jim Darwin would just eat his apple fritter.
2006-09-15 02:40:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus could tell ripping yarns, and tell all where we come from.
C Darwin, would show everyone where we all realy come from.
A Einstein would show them, where we all really come from.
Santa would then throw a spanner in the works with String Theory.
J Darwin would bring in the FSM and wonder at its' similarity with
vibrating strings.
Then they'd all go up the pub for a beer.
2006-09-15 02:58:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they met then Jesus would convince Charles, Jim and Albert that He does exist and therefore they would believe. As for santa he isn't real so He would never meet santa there.
2006-09-15 02:39:45 · answer #6 · answered by pooh bear 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, Jim would have to pick up the tab, seeing as how the others don't have current currency!
2006-09-15 02:38:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've got performed with God till now and he hates to be the right Hat so make constructive somebody pass away him the Wheel Barrel or something. Oh, and don't enable him be the banker... he cheats!
2016-09-30 23:49:33 · answer #8 · answered by haslinger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would probably have a big laugh over the state of humanity today.
2006-09-15 02:38:59 · answer #9 · answered by courage 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
they would have a hell of a time. but i think they should meet in a bar. or Jesus could just turn the coffee into brandy.
2006-09-15 02:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋