some say girls can't tell good jokes. can u proove the contrary?

Answer 1

A woman, born of noble family, fell on hard times and had to marry the rich uncouth son of her neighbor. On the night of the wedding they had a last dinner before going to bed, the husband wanted to get through asap, so he reached for the sauce across the table. the wife slapped his hand, not like that, have some class, ask first"may i have some sauce please. He sat back, folded his napkin and asked, she smiled and passed the sauce to him. They got up, headed for the bedroom and he dove into bed, grabbed her and stated stripping her clothes off. No! she shouted, not like that you're not even prepared for bed, have some class! He got and went to the bathroom came back and said "well wife i've showered, brush my teeth and combed my hair, now... may I have some p***y please!

Answer 2

A man had just finished reading the book Man of the House while riding the commuter train home from work.
When he reached home, he stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing his finger in her face, he said, “From now on I want you to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
His wife thought for a moment and responded, “The funeral director is my guess.”

I got this one in my e-mail box this morning.

Answer 3

SEVEN DWARVES LAYING IN BED FEELING HAPPY! HAPPY GOT OUT SO THEY FELT GRUMPY INSTEAD!

Answer 4

yes i have a good joke.........BOYS STINK HAHAHAH!! hehehe only joking, well sometimes i have good jokes but it depends on the situation.