Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen.
They were eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get Tapas one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off the top of the stadium."
Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! if I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off".
Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham & Cheese again. If I get a Ham & Cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his death.
Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
Beckham opened his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral Raul's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again!"
Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the skinny arseless bint wearing oversized sun glasses and baseball cap. "Hey, don't look at me," said Posh, "David makes his own lunch.
2006-09-15 02:30:55 · 13 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That one made me laugh which is what I needed cos I`ve still got a cold!!
Thanks.
2006-09-15 02:38:10 · answer #1 · answered by Happy. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Nice one. Had to share this. Funny and cerebral!
But, even though they're obscenely rich, and exhibit a crass lack of taste, I still can't help feeling just a tiny bit guilty about laughing at the Beckhams. Not enough to make me stop though.
2006-09-15 09:44:20 · answer #2 · answered by verne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard the version where there was an English man, Irish man and a Scott's man...i guess anyone could be substituted and it still would be funny
2006-09-15 10:02:31 · answer #3 · answered by Spacysam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorta get this joke its funny but whos david and posh
2006-09-16 14:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by troy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh another oldie but a goodie, haha cute â¥
2006-09-18 02:05:37 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old wine in new bottle but name are nice
2006-09-15 09:43:47 · answer #6 · answered by sunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats quite good
2006-09-15 09:36:44 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee very good
2006-09-15 09:33:12 · answer #8 · answered by dodgygeezer66 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good
2006-09-15 09:34:50 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-15 09:33:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋