2006-09-15 02:23:39 · 21 answers · asked by mathewthere 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, it took some time, but He almost got it.
We went after the apple!
Well, this apple is hard and sharp and hard to yank out of the tree!
By golly, He's gonna get his misbehaving children to leave that damn apple alone if he has to come up with a razer blade version!
or I could be showing signs of being up waaaaaaaay past my bedtime.
g'night.
The Chronicler
2006-09-15 02:29:05 · answer #1 · answered by The Chronicler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He created pineapples with the specific purpose of people throwing them violently at Christian fundamentalists, directly in the head!
2006-09-15 02:27:58 · answer #2 · answered by Ale 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because He knew that some of us absolutely LOVE fresh pineapple and it is His way of showing His love for us.
For me, pineapple is one of the signs that there is a God.
2006-09-15 02:25:06 · answer #3 · answered by Sldgman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because there one of the best fruit in the world in my opinion,thank God for pineapples
2006-09-15 02:24:53 · answer #4 · answered by holyghost130 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pineapple is not a problem. It's mosquitos I want to know about. useless things.
2006-09-15 02:36:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didnt, billions of years ago, two molucles came together in a rock, and had intercourse and bacteria was formed, and the bacteria had intercourse and formed more backteria, and they had sex and formed more and more, and then after that fungus was born, and they had sex, and more sex, and at about 5832000000000000 BC, the first tree was born. All the trees slept together and about 27635000000 BCthe pine apple tree was born. Ask any evolutionist, they will tell you the same thing
2006-09-15 02:36:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same reason is God created everything else.
2006-09-15 02:26:01 · answer #7 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The fruit?So man can eat well?
Just as a source of the vitamins we need in our bodies.
2006-09-15 02:30:08 · answer #8 · answered by kareen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God didn't create pineapple...Pinapple created god.
2006-09-15 02:28:16 · answer #9 · answered by Bran McMuffin 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
To test man's ingenuity
2006-09-15 02:24:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋