MISS BEATRICE THE CHURCH ORGANIST, WAS IN HER EIGHTIES.
SHE WAS ADMIRED FOR HER SWEETNESS AND KINDNESS TO ALL. ONE
AFTERNOON THE
PASTOR CAME TO CALL ON HER AND SHE SHOWED HIM INTO HER QUAINT
SITTING ROOM.
SHE INVITED HIM TO HAVE A SEAT WHILE SHE PREPARED TEA.
AS HE SAT FACING HER OLD ORGAN THE MINISTER
NOTICED A CUT
GLASS BOWL SITTING ON TOP OF IT. THE BOWL WAS FILLED WITH WATER
AND IN THE
WATER FLOATED, OF ALL THINGS, A CONDOM! WHEN SHE RETURNED WITH
THE TEA
THEY BEGAN TO CHAT.
THE PASTOR TRIED TO STIFLE HIS CURIOSITY ABOUT THE BOWL OF WATER
AND ITS
STRANGE FLOATER, BUT SOON IT GOT THE BETTER OF HIM AND HE COULD
NO LONGER
RESIST "MISS BEATRICE" HE SAID "I WONDER IF YOU WOULD TELL ME
ABOUT THIS"?
POINTING TO THE BOWL.
OH YES" SHE REPLIED "ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? I WAS WALKING THROUGH
THE PARK A
FEW MONTHS AGO AND I FOUND THIS LITTLE PACKAGE ON THE GROUND.
THE DIRECTIONS SAID TO PLACE IT ON THE ORGAN, KEEP IT WET AND
THAT IT WOULD
PREVENT THE SPREAD OF DISEASE. DO YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T HAD THE FLU
>ALL
> >>WINTER?"
2006-09-15 02:01:23 · 9 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's awesome!
2006-09-15 16:38:06 · answer #1 · answered by Rapunzel XVIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe i've heard this many times still funny ♥
2006-09-17 19:06:49 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the many uses of condoms, we learn them every day.
2006-09-15 02:03:44 · answer #3 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a cute one
2006-09-15 05:12:32 · answer #4 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is an oldie ~ but a goodie ~ I haven't laughed this hard in the morning in a long time. Thanks
2006-09-15 02:04:39 · answer #5 · answered by JUNONNKI 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one is old..plz try again soon. and so is sex with a peacock!!!!
2006-09-15 02:08:41 · answer #6 · answered by justmenothinelse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it
2006-09-15 02:18:41 · answer #7 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god
2006-09-15 02:05:18 · answer #8 · answered by franky2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad..............
2006-09-15 02:06:13 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋