An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!"
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"
Not to be outdone the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!"
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, switch sides!"
2006-09-15 01:59:29 · 9 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I almost pissed myself on that one!
2006-09-15 02:09:49 · answer #1 · answered by Tammie C 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
But still Funny Lol.
2006-09-15 02:07:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...good one right this is one for you 3 adult males are sitting in a bar whilst the 1st guy says, "My spouse is so dumb, she consists of an computerized storage door opener in her automobile and he or she does not have an computerized storage door." the 2d guy says, "My spouse is so dumb, she has a cell telephone antenna on her automobile and he or she does not also have a cell telephone." The 0.33 guy says, "My spouse is so dumb, she consists of a handbag packed with rubbers and he or she does not also have a dick." CHeeRioS
2016-11-07 09:17:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 10. very funny and creative.
2006-09-15 02:05:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sh!t yea!!!!!! I'm telling my husband this one! He ALWAY'S tries to dutch oven me and one of these days he's gonna kill me with the smell.
2006-09-15 02:22:45 · answer #5 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
big ed where do you get these from. my back is now hurting me i laughed too much.
2006-09-15 02:01:58 · answer #6 · answered by katz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny
2006-09-15 05:13:40 · answer #7 · answered by Josie31 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO !!! GREAT joke
2006-09-15 02:05:11 · answer #8 · answered by Steve B 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
shi...shi....fart joke........?
2006-09-15 02:03:54 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋