I went down four buttons and it feels GREAT!
Does God still accept me? Have I committed any sins in this act?
2006-09-15 01:51:38 · 21 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LMAO!!!!! THIS IS FRIGGIN AWESOME MAN!!!!
2006-09-15 01:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whether or not God will accept you will depend on the size and sagginess of your boobs.
If you are a b cup or less, then you could walk around with no shirt on at all and not be sinning, (to make someone lust after you is a sin.... no one lusts after small breasts).
Now if you are a c cup or up and they are saggy, then you are still pretty safe.
However, if you are a c cup or up and your breasts are not saggy (or you have one hell of a wonderbra) you would more than likely cause me to lust after you if I saw you go four buttons down and then your eternal soul would be damned to the lake of fire
Damn those big sexy boobs!
:)
2006-09-15 09:22:09 · answer #2 · answered by bleedcoltsblue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to go to church and get saved, and then you can commit all kinds of sins and still get into heaven.
Go to the preacher and let Jesus into your heart, and then all the sins you commit henceforth, including the sins of cleavage, Jesus died for.
Then you can wear a button that says "I was saved on September 15th, 2006" Your seat in heaven will be guaranteed no matter what. Even if you forn-equate Jerry's sister. You got to thank the Baptists and Mormons for coming up with that one.
I thank them and I love them. I sing praises in my sleep.
2006-09-15 09:02:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Donna
Did you know that you also get cleavage in rocks also? Its completely natural and God understands. Its just those Christian woman that are unaccepting as they dont have such wonderfully firm breasts like yourself.
2006-09-15 13:40:10 · answer #4 · answered by A_Geologist 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Of course God still accepts you.
You have, unfortunately, not yet committed any sins. But please keep going! You will, no doubt, soon. And then you will feel much, much better...as will all the onlookers.
2006-09-16 02:39:01 · answer #5 · answered by snowbaal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It depends on how much you're willing to show ;o) Go all the way to show God that you appreciate the body he has given you.
2006-09-15 10:58:20 · answer #6 · answered by Username 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes He still accepts you but you should not be allowing yourself to make the guys sin. The Bible tells them not to lust after us
2006-09-15 08:55:34 · answer #7 · answered by Sally 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I bet you you have used tee-bags for ****, and you dont like that, so you are trying to make yourself feel better. Get a life, like i said before, there is a dumb and stupid section
2006-09-15 08:59:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the motive? Are you trying to sell yourself?
The Bible speaks of dressing modestly.
2006-09-15 09:12:48 · answer #9 · answered by RB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
donna are you sure, you are not a cross dresser or whatever they call don who wears dresses. hate the hair,i can get you the name of a good hairdresser,who might even crossdress like you.
2006-09-15 09:04:17 · answer #10 · answered by Faith walker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We think about honoring God first, in all of our lives.
If you want to be mocking and sarcasrtic of God that is a poor choice.
2006-09-15 08:57:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋