2006-09-15 01:49:03 · 28 answers · asked by Paul M 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Condom shredded and I had to fish it out.
2006-09-15 01:53:28 · answer #1 · answered by pimpjoooce 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well.... without going in to too much detail.....
if you have Olbas Oil on your hands quite by accident as you had a cold... under no circumstances should you be handling your own private parts or anyone else's for that matter...... unless you have a cold bath ran and would like to sit it in for a good half hour until you have cooled down. It kind of kills the mood.
That is all I'm prepared to say.
2006-09-15 01:52:41 · answer #2 · answered by Ellie29uk 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It happened on Saturday night. My room mate (a girl) was at the disco and I took my boyfriend home to sleep with me. It was our first night together but I was afraid she might come in at any moment and get mad at me for having take him to sleep in our shared room. So we slept in the same bed but divided: he slept inside the sheet and I slept outside. In the morning we woke up at about 8.30 and my room mate hadn't came back home yet. We couldn't resist anymore and we actually made love...
She arrived 20 minutes after we finished and when she saw us together in bed she started to cry out: "Oh, I'm so happy for you"...then she jumped into the bed with all her weight and guess on which part of his body did she land??
It was great sex...and great fun too...
2006-09-15 02:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by xxx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh fanny farting I hate doing that and it just creeps up on me can't even hold it in. It makes me laugh when I do it though. Its the guys fault anyway for putting the air up there in the first place LOL
2006-09-15 02:49:28 · answer #4 · answered by sultrysagittarius 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
During foreplay, the wife was caressing my privates. Then I felt a burning sensation. Seems she was using BenGay on her sore leg before I came to bed.
2006-09-15 01:58:20 · answer #5 · answered by mustangamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My brother came home while me and my rather loud girlfriend were enjoying ourselves. He had to wait outside for ages as he was too embarrassed to come inside. I wonder what the neighbours thought?
2006-09-15 03:16:57 · answer #6 · answered by advent m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest-Coolest thing that has happened to me was when me and my boyfriend were having sex and there was a knock at the door, we ignored it and come to find out it was my best friend. Well she invited herself in and when she walked in she welcomed herself to join. I was fine because I am bi sexual and me and her have had sex but never a threesome. It was GREAT!
2006-09-15 01:53:28 · answer #7 · answered by jdnsmama1 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
My daughter walked in on us and we had the door locked... she stood up in a chair and took a screwdriver and unlocked the door... she then said mommy sounded like someone was killing you so I came to see if you were okay..
2006-09-15 01:51:19 · answer #8 · answered by Clints_wench 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 4 year old daughter busted in concerned saying Mommy what's wrong?
2006-09-15 01:50:32 · answer #9 · answered by lilmama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am a gay. once i went to my friends place for having sex. i was chewing a sticky, mint buble gum for a fresh breath. i forgot to spit out the buble gum. when i started sucking his penis, the buble gum just severely sticked to his penis.
another time the same friend was at my place for having sex with me. we were in my parents bedroom. it was dark in there so i mistakenly put my dads cough syrup instead of oil on my saxmate's penis
2006-09-15 02:44:06 · answer #10 · answered by sid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was jazzing in a respectable young ladies face, as ya do, although i underestimated the distance and shot most of it in her hair. She was very defensive about her hair but i found it hilarious, she did'nt
2006-09-15 02:03:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋