I am a white, heterosexual, conservative male, so here goes..
I am truly sorry for behaving like a -jerk/imperialist/warmonger/paternalistic- patriarch/lecher/racist/militaryindustrialistcomplex/revhead/savage/homophobe/chauvinist/philistine/running-dog-capitilist/carnivore - when I - enslaved your people/left the toilet seat up/harpooned you/farted/invaded your homeland/strip-mined your rainforest/stood you up/burnt a cross on your lawn/looked down your blouse/napalmed your village/installed a glass ceiling/snubbed you/took your antlers as trophy/drafted you/failed to appreciate your sprititual beliefs/overfished your waters/tailgated you/ blackballed you/didn't call/exploited you/down-sized you/logged your forest- I hope you can accept my humble apology, and we can put all this behind us, and you can continue your spritual and personal growth as a loving, learning entity. Or more to put it more simply, get over it.
2006-09-15 01:45:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Excuse me, but you forgot "fainting in the delivery room while you, dear, were shitting a watermelon through a garden hose." But, you covered most other bases, so--apology accepted.
2006-09-15 03:33:36 · answer #1 · answered by brevejunkie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No you don't owe me an apology because I've learned to look past all ignorance, no matter what the race of the person. White males are not the only ones who have engaged in this behavior it is just that society pays more attention to their actions in those cases. I am a black heterosexual female responding to your question again saying you don't owe me an apology.
2006-09-15 09:43:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're a really busy guy. I see you are taking the responsibilty for all the things some f***ker did 200 years ago. Maybe in 100 years some tool lobbyist will be apologising to you for making you apologise.
2006-09-16 20:43:30 · answer #3 · answered by obenypopstar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah, and if the liberal democratic party existed during the second world war, you would be living in Nazi germany with zero freedom to write this stereotypical attempt at humor.
2006-09-15 08:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saying Sorry is supposed to work wonders!! But yeah Man has done a lot of damage to mother earth etc & heaps of wrong to women
2006-09-16 22:43:29 · answer #5 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't be too hard on yourself... Think of all the diseases you've given to poor disadvantaged people throughout the world.
That has to count for something right?
2006-09-15 10:01:12 · answer #6 · answered by Bran McMuffin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and you should also apologise to the (quite big number of) non-Americans who are reading this and laughing their @$$e$ off right now. Come on, man, was that really necessary?
2006-09-15 08:48:54 · answer #7 · answered by Foxy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Apology accepted. Don't let it happen again...
(Think up something worst for next time LOL)
2006-09-15 08:54:03 · answer #8 · answered by dewcoons 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No need to appologize, dude. We are in the same boat.
2006-09-15 09:13:15 · answer #9 · answered by not_prfikt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
C'mon, you must have done more than that! Out with it, I'll get over all of it!
2006-09-15 08:57:30 · answer #10 · answered by Ttraveller 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋