A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question "
2006-09-15 01:39:00 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was AWESOME!!! Very funny!!! It was a REALLY good joke!!! It was Fantastic!!! Put more on here!!!
2006-09-15 03:18:07 · answer #1 · answered by Ducks rule the world!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute! lol Made me laugh! How bout this one:
A preacher goes before his congregation on Sunday.
"You all are going to help me with my sermon this morning. I am going to say one word and I want you to sing the first song that comes to your mind."
The preacher said "cross" and the congregation began the first verse to "Old Rugged Crosss"
The preacher said "grace" and the congregation sang "Amazing Grace"
The preacher said "sex".........
The congregation, a bit embarrassed, just looked arou nd the room at each other, not knowing what to do.
Suddenly, 85 year old Gladys, an lifetime parishoner of the church began to sing...................
"Precious Memories"
2006-09-15 08:53:26 · answer #2 · answered by mississippi_girl_9265 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my books you get a perfect 10. lmao
2006-09-15 08:52:49 · answer #3 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Side splitting funny
2006-09-15 08:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by badDoug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha a very satisfied chicken for cuming first.
2006-09-15 08:41:41 · answer #5 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give it 7/10 this week
gave it 8/10 last week
2006-09-15 08:44:23 · answer #6 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before, but it is still funny
2006-09-15 12:17:36 · answer #7 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So the chicken did c*m before the egg.LOL!!!!!!
2006-09-15 08:53:14 · answer #8 · answered by WWE Champ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is outstanding. Can't believe I never heard it before.
M
2006-09-15 09:01:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it, funny
2006-09-15 09:02:19 · answer #10 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋