A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a politician's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a politician's brain? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many politicians we would have to kill?"
2006-09-15 01:27:17 · 25 answers · asked by curious 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2 flies on a piece of shi-t one says to the other , I havent seen you for a while, the other fly says no , Ive been on the sick.
2006-09-15 02:10:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no longer relatively that humorous yet i enjoyed there's a easy on the tip of each tunnel, basically pray it is not a custom and notice my haylo bright n wonderful Mess wid mee i will kick ure hiney *
2016-11-07 09:17:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
add to the list an ounce of a lawyer's brain is $100,000.
why because it is brand new they do not use them.
2006-09-15 01:48:02 · answer #3 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A smile yes. A laugh no.
2006-09-15 01:57:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering the current inhabitants in the political cesspool, this isn't lame at all.
2006-09-15 01:30:50 · answer #5 · answered by Bub 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup that hit my funny bone, ouch ! Ha Ha
2006-09-15 01:32:30 · answer #6 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it did make me smile, very funny!
2006-09-15 01:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did smile- briefly
2006-09-15 01:28:56 · answer #8 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start my day?
It's bloody half past two here!
2006-09-15 01:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gives me a broader smile.
2006-09-15 01:48:37 · answer #10 · answered by Tony Yayo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋