A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as
different emotions e.g. fear etc.
On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host
Opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V
painted on his chest.
He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
And the guy says,"I'm green with NV".
"Brilliant, come on in and have a drink." The host replies.
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to
see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped
around her most intimate parts.
He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
She replies, "I'm tickled pink."
The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host
opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick, standing starkers
one with his kn*b in a bowl of custard, and the other with his kn*b stuck in
a pear.
The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the hell are you both
doing? You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street
like that. Anyhow what
emotion is this supposed to be?!?!"
Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just come in
despair"
2006-09-15 01:23:27 · 11 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awesome joke! My Irish buddy will love it.
2006-09-15 01:52:49 · answer #1 · answered by newgirlnow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a good joke.
A man goes onto Yahoo! Answers and posts something that isn't even a damn question. He is promptly ridiculed for being a stupid pud.
2006-09-15 01:27:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha I Love It â¥
2006-09-17 19:10:26 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny =D
2006-09-15 06:04:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...dats funny
2006-09-15 01:29:50 · answer #5 · answered by Lebby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...post some more
2006-09-15 01:28:02 · answer #6 · answered by ET 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, another so called joke..............uh.
2006-09-15 01:33:35 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats nasty
2006-09-15 05:22:51 · answer #8 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol :))
2006-09-15 01:27:54 · answer #9 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
LoL
muhahahahahahahahaaaaa
2006-09-15 01:26:07 · answer #10 · answered by NoxecA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋