I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a
goat.
Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.
The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm
bears.
My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most
of
our family holidays in Customs.
The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died. Dido must be
sh*tting herself.
My parents are from Glasgow which means they're incredibly hard, but I
was never smacked as a child... well maybe one or two grams to get me
to
sleep at night.
Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind
people
were given pointed sticks?
My mum and dad are Scottish but they moved down to Wolverhampton when I
was two, 'cause they wanted me to sound like a tw*t.
2006-09-15 00:54:07 · 21 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was funny except for the blind pointy stick part, but I laughed anyways lol
2006-09-15 01:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great jokes, love the one about Dido, but you should never ask an Irish man to check if your indicators wrok ok, because you will never get the right answer. Do they work Paddy, Yes, No, Yes, No. By they way this is no disrepect to Irishman.
2006-09-15 01:25:02 · answer #2 · answered by Steveh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha thats great! I have been given one for ya! After a protracted evening of impressive intercourse, a pair lay in mattress next to one yet another the female starts to stroke the mans 'area'. After approximately an hour of stroking, rubbing, and enjoying rather enjoying it, out of interest, the guy rolls over and says to the female "Why do you like doing that plenty?" She basically sighs and says 'because of the fact I omit mine...'
2016-11-07 09:15:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee. I had a dream that I ate two giant marshmallows and when I woke up my pillows were missing.
2006-09-15 01:00:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha v gd. I like mine better tho:
Its long winded but well worth it...
One day superman woke up and thought to himself, 'hey im really horny' so he flew off to find himself a girl. On his way he saw spiderman and he said to him 'hey spidy, im really horny, know anywhere I can get a fine peice of a*se?' spider man replied, 'no sorry but superwoman jus flew tht way'
'thanks spidy' said superman and he flew off to find her.
Next he saw Batman and said to him 'hey batman I'm really horny, know where I can find a fine peice of a*se?' and batman replied, 'well i jus saw superwoman flying tht way'
'thanks' said superman and flew off to find her.
Suddenly he spotted Superwoman butt naked laying in a feild, so superman thought to himself, 'mmm...I'm superman, I can be in and out of there before she even opens her eyes' so superman flew down and had his wikid way with her and flew off.
Superwoman opened her eyes 'what the hell was that' and the invisible man replied 'I dont know but it bloody hurt my a*se....
2006-09-15 02:18:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was fanstastic mate!! Really made my day, its amazing what people come up with when they put there mind to it!!
2006-09-15 02:21:56 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Lexi♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was clever, the kind of jokes corporate ppl share. *smiles*
2006-09-15 01:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More than a couple mate & a just a couple would have bored me to death.
2006-09-15 00:57:35 · answer #8 · answered by Gypsie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mom and dad made the right move
2006-09-15 16:26:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilll!!
2006-09-15 01:09:33 · answer #10 · answered by nickinoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋