2006-09-14 23:51:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ever heard of vanity publishing?
2006-09-14 23:53:41 · update #1
Reply to shoby_sho...:
No I meant what I said a ghost-written autobiography, the bible is supposedly such a thing (LOL)
2006-09-14 23:57:21 · update #2
Why would a god need someone to write for him?
2006-09-14 23:54:41 · answer #1 · answered by nondescript 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If I were a deity, I would pick up the most brilliant atheistic writers on Earth-planet.
I suppose that would take me lots of time. Anyway, I would be patient, because I would have the eternity for me anyway lol.
Well, let's suppose I find a brilliant writer. I would then look for several other ones - just for fun. I would like to know if they would write the same autobiography - lol.
Well, now let's suppose that I have found several brilliant writers.
I would then use my loudest cavernous voice and contact them from "beyond".
*cough* ((( I AM!!! )))
Then, I would watch those brilliant writers wondering "Gosh - what's that voice?!? Am I going crazy or what?"
I would try not to laugh out loud though. That would block the magic of it all.
I would try once more:
*cough* ((((( I AM !!! ))))
(((( Don't you know that I am?!? ))))
Then, I would see those poor guys panicking, and calling their doctor, asking for medication.
Well, then, I would look for believers.
I would tell them from "beyond":
*cough* (((( I AM !!! ))))
And then, I would see them writing tons of pages: my "auto"biography!
Then, I would say from "beyond":
*cough* (((( Don't forget copyrights! I AM the author of the book you are writing on my behalf !!! ))))
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Well, I tried, ya know, but I cannot even imagine I could be a deity.
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2006-09-15 00:07:17 · answer #2 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were a Goddess, there probably wouldn't be anything written about me. With all the whining going on over the Bible? Just not worth it.
2006-09-15 01:42:30 · answer #3 · answered by NightShade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd go for Salman Rushdie. He's got a great way of words.
Plus the whole 'not believing in me' thing would possibly make him a bit more objective in his writing...
Either that or V.C. Andrews. She's been dead for fifteen years but still has two new books in the shops a year. I figure that's a miracle to beat water-into-wine any day...
2006-09-14 23:57:03 · answer #4 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Considering the contradictory nature of the Bible, it would seem the writers chose themselves. It was an unauthorized biography.
2006-09-14 23:57:51 · answer #5 · answered by Zombie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
financial disaster a million: My determine's mistake financial disaster 2: Mooom all human beings's choosing on me. financial disaster 3: Daddy had to get me in uni coz i did no longer bypass. financial disaster 4: Dad have been given me into politics financial disaster 5: i don't be attentive to how I scored, yet i did. financial disaster 6: and that they believed it substitute into terrorists (hehe) financial disaster 7: training on a thank you to wreck a rustic. suggestion on nuclear bombs and missiles. Comes with unseen pictures of 9/11
2016-09-30 23:44:03 · answer #6 · answered by armiso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Autobiographies are written by the person concerned.
Did you mean biography?
2006-09-14 23:54:01 · answer #7 · answered by shoby_shoby2003 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would pick the ones who would bother to take the time to listen.
There are so few.
Love and blessings
don
2006-09-14 23:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
My dear God is immortal.
2006-09-14 23:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i will rate them nice and good
2006-09-14 23:54:14 · answer #10 · answered by Oluwafemi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋