There were once two lovers who loved to try out kinky new ways of sex. The woman suggested they have sex in the park at night. The man agreed
Later that night, the couple hid in the bushes and waited for people to leave. The both undressed in pitch black and the man began kissing the woman all over, then 'moved south'. After what seemed like 10 minutes the man burst out:
"I wish I had a torch."
"So do I," the woman sighed, "you've been eating the grass for ten minutes."
2006-09-14 23:00:46 · 24 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-15 00:48:56 · answer #1 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Nice
2006-09-14 23:25:34 · answer #2 · answered by salima_guriya 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did u spit the bush out of ur mouth immediately. Bcoz eating bush may be injurious to health
2006-09-14 23:25:15 · answer #3 · answered by vivek 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao @ Grass LooooooL
2006-09-14 23:20:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one for you. Also X-rated.
A guy was getting it on with a hooker and said,"your Pu@#$ feels like sand paper." She said,"wait a minute." Got up and went to the bathroom. Getting back to business. He Said, That's much better, what did you do." She answered," I picked the scabs off of it."
2006-09-15 00:50:10 · answer #5 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have heard this joke before a long time ago, but it is one of the more amusing ones that I've heard.
2006-09-14 23:03:15 · answer #6 · answered by AmsterF 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-09-15 04:23:24 · answer #7 · answered by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it! Nice one
2006-09-14 23:23:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's so funny it brought tears to my eyes
2006-09-15 02:08:41 · answer #9 · answered by badDoug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no risk at all by reading, actually its funny, he he he :)
nice one!
2006-09-14 23:08:11 · answer #10 · answered by candee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋