What's with the long face?"
2006-09-14 22:45:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well said the horse I've had a long day, and wouldn't you have a long face if you'd had a twenty stone man on your back all day? give me a bottle of whisky, to wash my blues away, a gorgeous girl and a bath, and then I might smile.
2006-09-14 22:57:06 · answer #1 · answered by katiessupernan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Barman says "hello Ruud Van Nistelrooy thought you went to spain,where is your friend Shrek Rooney"
2006-09-14 23:13:21 · answer #2 · answered by carshalton70 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a white horse goes into a bar and the barman says we have a whisky named after you and the horse says what, nobby.
2006-09-17 09:36:19 · answer #3 · answered by richie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the barman says, get out, a: you're a horse and b: I'm sick of that crap joke
2006-09-14 23:08:56 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No the bar man say's "God damn it Black Beauty, you've let yourself go, I mean I'd heard you were on the drink these days, but horse you smell like Sh*t"
2006-09-14 23:37:52 · answer #5 · answered by Ben S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's my joke.
And you're not even asking a question.
Go and sit in the corner and have a good long think about what you've just done.
2006-09-14 22:47:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That ones as old as the hills get some new material.
2006-09-17 21:56:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
says the horse "Quit horsing around and give me a Nightmare cocktail"
2006-09-14 22:48:33 · answer #8 · answered by Walter W. Krijthe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the horse says
"whats with the long nose" doh!!
2006-09-14 22:47:58 · answer #9 · answered by confused 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give me a gin
the barman says "oxygen , nitrogen ..... what sort of gin ?"
the horse says "custard , mustard ...... and you , you big sh1t , now give me my drink !!!"
2006-09-14 22:58:05 · answer #10 · answered by Gandalf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋