Was this perhaps how he learned magic tricks etc to astound onlookers?
2006-09-14 21:48:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Reply to Purdy S:
That's mean my Mom is dead!
2006-09-14 21:52:31 · update #1
Reply to Adyghe198...:
Thank you... and I'll think for you.
I know you don't like to think but I'll think for you anyway.
2006-09-14 22:00:35 · update #2
Yeah, and it's a good thing the books from those years have been lost or incinerated. While learning his trade, The Amazing Joshua was frequently paid off by innkeepers around Palestine...
"Thank you ladies and gentlemen. I take this fish, and this loaf of bread..."
"Oi! That was my lunch!"
"Don't worry sir, you're about to take part in the mysteries of the universal creator..."
"Never mind the universal mysteries, mate, I've got a revolution to plot - can't do that on a bellyful of hocus-pocus, can I?"
"I place the fish and the bread in this bowl - hand-turned, by the way, only a couple of shekels after the show, if anyone's interested...Anyway, fish, bread, bowl...and cover them with this silk handkerchief."
"What's a handkerchief when it's at home?! Looks like a bloody loincloth to me! He's just covered my lunch in his loincloth! Where are the Romans when you need 'em?!"
"And wave my hands over them, saying the magic words, Eeeny Meeny Miny Mo, Let My People Go Go-Go, and voila! Enough food to feed a multitude..."
(silence for a full two seconds)
"What's he on about now?"
"Dunno mate, says your lunch is for all of us or something."
"The Hell it is!"
"'ere look....your fish is alive! How'd that happen?"
"Bastard! How'm I gonna eat it now? C'mere you..."
(Jesus legs it out the bathroom window. The fish, now suddenly re-animated, flops about in desperate need for water, before finally expiring a second time...)
2006-09-14 22:24:22 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Punch and Judy
2006-09-15 04:51:11 · answer #2 · answered by Pauline 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I am going to pray for you....I said that because you don't like prayer.
I am still going to pray you anyway.
2006-09-15 04:54:22 · answer #3 · answered by Adyghe Ha'Yapheh-Phiyah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and he uses those special tricks to seduce people like your mom so that he can ***** her in the a.ss. I've got the video; your mom's a.ss is disgusting, by the way.
2006-09-15 04:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Are you a watcher
2006-09-15 04:53:22 · answer #5 · answered by Queen A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was in the vagina monologues, he played the vagina.
2006-09-15 04:52:59 · answer #6 · answered by dino_ou812 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
no.
2006-09-15 04:50:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋