After Great Britain's Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided it would be fun to hit a pub in London and go out for a beer.
The first sits down and says, "Hey, Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The second says, "I'd like the best beer in the world. Give me 'The King of Beers.' One Budweiser please."
The bartender gives him one.
Another guy says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water; give me a Coors."
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Guiness sits down as he orders a Coke. The bartender is a bit taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guiness?"
The Guiness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
2006-09-14 20:42:54 · 11 answers · asked by guys kicker 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey you steal my name man ...
2006-09-17 00:39:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I've heard that one, but it was presented WAY worse than the way you did it. Good job.
And, to reciprocate:
If you smoke in a smoking jacket, and eat your dinner in a dinner jacket, what do you do in a windbreaker?
2006-09-15 04:18:40 · answer #2 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend at work loves guiness I will tell him it at work today,
he will get a kick out of it
2006-09-15 05:45:25 · answer #3 · answered by Robert G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome...now they know why he was the company president...he deserves a raised!!!
C O O L ! ! !
2006-09-15 04:04:48 · answer #4 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny
2006-09-15 06:02:39 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-09-15 12:33:29 · answer #6 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it....
2006-09-15 05:09:07 · answer #7 · answered by Capricious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was a nice one
very clever of him
^_^ thanks a lot
2006-09-15 03:52:21 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.........A real GK joke.........good.....hahahaha
GK2........ original or replica?
2006-09-15 03:47:20 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE....!
2006-09-15 03:44:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋