A man is in bed with his wife when they hear a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" asks his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door to see a man standing there. It doesn't take him long to realise the man is drunk.
"Hi there", slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push?" "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened. "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to collect the kids from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's door? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "Go downstairs and help him."
So the husband gets dressed and goes down to help him. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts,"Hey, do you still want a push?"
He hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
Still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the stranger replies," Over here on your swing"
2006-09-14 20:25:19 · 11 answers · asked by guys kicker 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey you steal my name man ...
2006-09-17 00:45:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should get the 10 pts. for telling such a great joke! I really had a good laugh and I needed one. Thanks.
2006-09-14 21:28:01 · answer #2 · answered by Scottie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just cant stop laughing and got everyone here laugh with me..hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahaha!!!!!
2006-09-14 20:38:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I heard this one before, still funny
2006-09-15 05:36:56 · answer #4 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow
its awesome
its simply Awesome
where did you get that?
its just....
have no words for that!!
2006-09-14 20:33:37 · answer #5 · answered by Jill-mommy of a cute lil fellow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny
i think i will get angry if someone interrupts my sleep for like that
did you ever kicked a girl before?
^_^ thanks for the laughs
2006-09-14 21:00:27 · answer #6 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D another good joke in here..I liked that
2006-09-14 20:29:23 · answer #7 · answered by scartissue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally cracked me up!!!!!!!!!!thanx 4 starting up my day
2006-09-14 20:30:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahahahaha........repetitive, but brings a good laugh.........
2006-09-14 20:56:14 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made my day. lol
2006-09-14 23:49:57 · answer #10 · answered by von1979 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋