English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go
and sit down and start toasting and chearing, "51 days! 51
days!!" About five minutes later, another blonde walks in,
orders a drink, and joins the other two in the chearing.
Finally, another blonde walkes in with what looks like a
cardboard picture. She puts the picture thing in the middle
of the table, and starts chearing with the others, "51 days!
51 days!! The Bar Tender starts too get really curious, so he
walks over to discover that the picture is a Cookie Monster
puzzle. He walks over to one of the blondes and asks, "What
on earth are you doing??" "Well," the blonde says, "everyone
thinks blondes are so stupid, so we proved them wrong. On
the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it
in only 51 days!!!

2006-09-14 20:20:40 · 25 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

that reminds me of another joke that i heard

a blonde calls up her boyfriend crying that she has a headache, and asks him to comeover. he asks her what's wrong, and she says there is this really hard puzzle and i can't figure it out. there is a picture of a tiger on the box, but the pieces arent fitting together.

he looks at her table, then tells her "honey lets sit down, have a cup of tea, and then we'll put the frosted flakes back in the box"

funny, huh?

2006-09-17 18:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by smarti 2 · 1 0

here is another joke from me .....


A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While waiting for his beer he notices a very large brandy glass filled to the brim with 10 dollar bills. There was a sign behind the glass: "If you can make the horse in the back room laugh you will win all of this money". The man thinks to himself that this will be no problem, and he puts his $10 into the brandy glass.He goes into the back room and comes out a few minutes later. The horse is in the back room laughing his *** off, and the man collects his money and leaves. The next night the same man walks into the same bar. There is another oversized brandy glass filled with money, but the sign now reads: "If you can make the horse in the back room cry you will win all of this money". The very confident man puts his $10 in and goes into the back room, only to emerge a few minutes later with the horse crying like it's being tortured. As the man is collecting his cash the bartender asks him how in the world he managed to pull that one off. The man then explains that it was very easy. The first night he told the horse that his penis was bigger than it's own, and the horse thought that was hillarious. The second night he showed the horse.

2006-09-15 03:49:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

this one is great ....

here is a good one 2 :


A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop

2006-09-15 03:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by guys kicker 1 · 0 0

I think that blondes ARE stupid, though one cannot generalize, it could be they're wearing wigs.

2006-09-15 06:03:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL. It's a good one! LOL.

Have a nice evening!

2006-09-18 16:50:06 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

LOL!..no offense funny!..thx for the laughs...cheers^^

2006-09-15 03:24:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LOL funny

2006-09-15 12:37:42 · answer #7 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0 0

funny

2006-09-15 05:46:44 · answer #8 · answered by KarY 1 · 0 0

funny

2006-09-15 03:23:52 · answer #9 · answered by Renee32325 2 · 1 0

funny

2006-09-15 03:21:57 · answer #10 · answered by Toni M 2 · 1 0

fedest.com, questions and answers