some short jokes...hope it'll give you a smile....:)?

Question

A village blacksmith working at his open forge, hammering a white hot horseshoe, had just finished the shoe and thrown it to the ground to cool.
The local wise-guy walked in at that moment. He picked up the horseshoe, but dropped it with a howl of pain.
"Pretty hot, eh?" asked the blacksmith.
"Naw," said the wise-guy. "It just don't take me long to look over a horseshoe."

Answer 1

YOU GIVE AN ANGRY ONE A SMILE.......

Answer 2

A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that couldn't such a bad job. So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The next day, he heads out to a neighborhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says, "Man, I only sold one toothbrush. That's not enough"

So the next day he goes to a richer neighborhood, thinking maybe those people would buy more toothbrushes. He ends up selling two toothbrushes. So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says, "Look, you're a great guy and all, but you gotta come up with a gimmick or something."

So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally comes up with one.

So the next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign that says "Free chips and dip" A guy walks over and puts the chip in the dip and says, "This tastes like sh!t."

And the salesman replied, "Yeah, it is. Wanna buy a toothbrush?

Answer 3

I will always be looking for the jokes, but this time,I could not smile.......because, I am a follower of a nice girl.

Answer 4

Well....simple, clean and tht wise guy is such a liar.....tht stupit thing is hot he's fingers are probably burned.....thx for the laugh.

Answer 5

Cute!

Answer 6

nice

Answer 7

haha

Answer 8

haha

Answer 9

LOL funny

Answer 10

I dont get it!
let me read it again..
yeah I dont get it