i get some serious problem that i can't handle now,but i know that i will soon. can u cheer me up?

Answer 1

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all standing in
front of a magic mirror. The mirror says, "Stand in
front of me and say something true. If you're telling the
truth, nothing will happen. But if you lie, you'll
disappear".

So first the redhead walks up to the mirror and says,
"I think I'm the prettiest girl in the whole world".
But that's not true, so she disappears.

Next, the brunette goes up to the mirror and says, "I
think I'm the smartest girl in the world". But that's
not true, so she disappears.

Then the blonde walks up the mirror, and says, "I
think--", and she disappears.

I hope that cheered you up...and don't forget that what ever decision you make on your problem, will be the right one.

Answer 2

Ok I hope this helps, I got this in an e-mail.......

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Answer 3

Warning From Pakistan



This morning from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of "Migration", Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. And it this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell Computer phone service reps and AOL Technicians

It's getting ugly.

Answer 4

Knowing that you can handle your serious problem is a good reason to cheer up, what do you need us for?

Answer 5

Def call the police. It wont harm and a minimum of you recognize they're attentive to the jeep and what they're doing, in case something occurs. Its quite extraordinary. Write down the selection plate and outlines of the human beings interior the automobile.

Answer 6

Here's a song that cheers me up -

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a wistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
...always look on the bright side of life!
(whistle)

Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...

(whistle)
Come on!

Always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of ****,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)

Answer 7

well you already have the positive outlook for the future thing wrapped up. I guess I can compliment you on the way your handling whatever is going on, keep focussed on the solutions to handling this problem and you'll be fine.

Answer 8

Only You can cheer you up.

The Power is Yours!!!

Answer 9

KiK, God knows how bad your problems are and he is waiting to take the load off of you. Lord God, please help Kik with these problems. We know you know all things and we pray that you will be there for her/him to help in all things. God we ask that you will resolve these problems quickly and send some christian friends who can help too. Please let this burden be lifted now and turned over to you in Jesus name I pray. Amen

Answer 10

For I am persuaded that neither death nor life, nor angels nor principalities nor powers, nor things present nor things to come, nor height nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to separate us from the love of God which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.